Kako and Tarek pull.

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:07 pm

Kako Anthropos	Kako allowed Tarek to lift him, managing to slur out a thanks in the process. He turned his head towards the Earth Queen, who had just knocked out the middle aged men from across the road. However, another one popped up in the bakery, talking about how what just happened was 'one of the most shocking moments in the history of sports entertainment.' Frankly, Kako had no idea what the man was talking about, so he decided to just get things over with and charged at the man, slamming into him and launching himself into the air, along with the middle aged man. Of course, they came down a moment later, with the man crashing into the floor by the spine. Shockingly, they hit the floor, and continued further into the basement, creating a sizable hole. This time, Kako picked himself up, finding a darkly lit room, with the only thing visible being a single torch. The spymaster glanced back up, and yelled "Guys! They've got a hidden basement! Maybe there's booze!"
Mood: Expectant Condition: Healthy	Link: Kako’s App

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Sun Dec 09, 2012 6:32 am

Tarek Raiden	Tarek watched in awe as Meili knocked out the two middle aged men across the street. He was even more surprised when two more popped up in the bakery. Kako instantly tackled one of the men, and crashed right through the floor. The second man was complaining about how ‘it takes longer for him to rest up than it does to get tired’. Tarek promptly kicked him in the gut, and bludgeoned him with a small bread roll from the nearby counter. Soon Tarek heard Kako yelling about booze and a hidden basement. He gestured to Meili to come over and see, but in his drunken stupor, it seemed he was talking to a lamp post instead of the Earth Queen. He jumped down the hole and yelled “Cowabunga!” unfortunately he didn’t stick a very good landing and fell directly on top of Kako’s middle aged victim from earlier. “Sorry…” he whispered softly as he patted the unconscious man’s face.
Mood: Liquidly Exuberant Condition: Healthy	Link: Tarek Raiden

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:37 pm

Meili Mitali Zalika	The Earth Queen stepped over towards the hole, ignoring the people around her. those crazy passed out fools. unconscious people sayu the darndest things. So do tables for that matter. when she heard the call and saw the hole, she grinned excitedly. "well, this could use some imrovement!" She grinned, using earthbending to make it a perfectly even square. "beautiful!" she beamed, "Absolutely beautiful!" she jumped down the hole as well, her feet smashing against the stone floor of the basement. she looked around. "So... where the hell are we?"
Mood: Badass Condition: Tipsy	Link:

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:19 pm

Kako Anthropos	Kako took the torch, completely forgetting that he could firebend, and began to wave it around a bit, that is until he discovered something. "Guys, look! It's a tunnel!" Indeed it was, the tunnel was pitch black, without an end in sight. Kako turned to his companions, throwing on some sunglasses in the process. "Follow me, I got this." With that, he strolled down the tunnel, expecting the other two to follow. Kako continued to walk down the tunnel for a good five minutes before a low rhythmic humming could be heard. And it was soon after that he rounded a corner, having to shield his eyes because of the sudden flood of light. Soon, he realized that the tunnel ended at a balcony, with a large cave underneath it. Kako turned to his companions "We've found it. The hidden resting place of the alcohol sages!" With that, he turned back, to look into the cavern. It was large, and filled to the brim with men in red hoods, all of which were chanting something in a foreign language, in the middle of all of them, stood a giant pool of beer.
Mood: Condition:	Link: Kako’s App

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:31 pm

Tarek Raiden	Tarek followed Kako down the long tunnel, he stared at its walls in awe, and the only light he saw was from Kako’s torch. Soon they arrived at a balcony which overlooked a room full of men clad in red, “The Alcohol Sages,” as Kako called them. In the middle of the room was a giant pool of beer. Without warning Tarek leapt off the balcony and landed on one of the sages. He proceeded to let out a manly roar and rip off his shirt, before punching left and right at the approaching alcohol sages.
Mood: Violent Condition: Healthy	Link: Tarek Raiden

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:33 am

Meili Mitali Zalika	"TUNNEL!?!" She exclaimed, "LET'S GO!" she followed her two ravagedly wasted friends down the hall until they came across something--a really awesome something. Kako had the courtesy to explain what it was. "ALCOHOL SAGES!?!" Meili exclaimed, "PUNCHING THINGS!?!" she smashed through the wall like the Kool-Aid man, grabbing a can of beer from the wall. she drained it, crushed the can on her forehead, and began fighting the beer sages with her bare fists.
Mood: Badass Condition: Tipsy	Link:

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:08 pm

Kako Anthropos	Kako let his friends go first, then backed down the tunnel, to get a run up. He set off, building into a great leap, curling up into a ball as he did. When he did land, it was in the giant pool of alcohol. He landed in their happily, and began to float around for a while, perfectly content with life. Sadly, his fun was rather cruelly interrupted when the sages noticed him, diving into the pool themselves shortly afterwards. Kako knew he was in their territory, the alcohol sages were at their most dangerous when they were swimming in alcohol. Kako braced himself for the upcoming ass-whooping, knowing that not even he could fight the sages in alcohol. He waited a minute, and opened one eye. The sages were floating, a look of pure bliss on their face. Kako rolled his eyes. Lightweights. With that thought, he swam out of the pool, propping himself up on the edge. He took a moment to observe what was around him. Tarek and Meili were still kicking ass, that was good. All seemed to be going well, Kako called out to the two. "H-Hey Tareks and Meilis! You guys keep doing what you're doing! Well get the booze in no..." he trailed off when a chilling laugh echoed through the chamber, causing the alcohol sages to freeze in place. Kako looked upwards. Standing on a balcony was the breadtender, he was holding a katana, and chugging down a mug of what appeared to be beer. Once he'd finished, he tossed the beer into the pool. "Did you really think i'd let you get away with this?" he asked. "We alcohol sages are centuries old, we will not fall to such puny mortals." The breadtender lifted the katana into the air, pointing it upwards "And now I, Sir Frederickson the ninth, shall slay you! For I have just drank the beer from that very pool, twice as much as is in it! It's powers are immense! I'm practically indestructible!" As if woken by his call, hundreds of alcohol sages emerged from the various other tunnels, soon surrounding the group. Sir Frederickson brought down his sword, pointing it at the companions. "Anything to say before you die?" Without saying a word, Kako bent over and sipped some of the pool's beer. A single tear rolled down his face, and he stepped down from the pool, onto the main floor. He turned towards Tarek, putting his hand on his friend's shoulder. "There's just no way that we can win..." In the background, a sympathetic alcohol sage began to slowly strum a guitar "That drink's a masterpiece. He drank so much the he's not a mortal man."
Mood: Condition:	Link: Kako’s App

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:12 pm

Tarek Raiden	Tarek fought off hundreds of the fire sages, blocking their punches and kicks with skill and poise. He could see them all clearly as they attacked him and he noticed they all looked exactly the same and wore dark sunglasses. He was also pretty sure he heard them say that their names were “Agent Smith.” He batted them away with earth shattering punches and acrobatic kicks, eventually he pulled out a very ornate looking rolling pin which he picked up earlier and really began doing some damage, swatting the swarms of “Agent Smith” fire sages left and right. There was no end however and they just kept coming. Soon Kako called out but was interrupted by the breadtender, Sir Fredickson the Ninth, and his katana. Kako placed his hand on Tarek’s shoulder and said: "There's just no way that we can win...That drink's a masterpiece. He drank so much the he's not a mortal man." Tarek grabbed Kako by the shoulders, “God Damm’it Kako! He’s going to make us his bakery slaves! Make us drink…non-alcoholic drinks! Unless we bust out some thundaaa!” he said as he nodded to Kako and Meili as the alcohol sage guitarist picked a tasty riff. He then turned to their foe. “Oi! Sir Fredickson! Breadtender! You and your friends…are toast!” he shouted as flames shot up beside him and he held the rolling pin in the air defiantly.
Mood: Tenacious Condition: Healthy	Link: Tarek Raiden

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:29 pm

Meili Mitali Zalika	Legions upon legions of alcohol sages began surrounding them, and it seemed that the ones they had knocked unconscious were springing back up as if by some magic power. it may have been connected to the might of Sir Frederickson the Ninth. in fact, she was sure of it. after all... he was no mortal man. "I have but one question." Meili replied. "How do I look!!" she realized, or at least assumed, that most of these alcohol sages were male. she dove into the vat behind her, drinking from it. she emerged, her dress soaked and sticking to her body, showing off her figure. age aside, she still had quite the body. "psst." she whispered to Kako and Tarek, still in the pool, "if all else fails... start a fire!"
Mood: Badass Condition: Tipsy	Link:

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:51 pm

Kako Anthropos	The Queen's sudden choice to dive into the alcohol seemed to go down quite well with the Fire Sages, and the fighting started to slow down, eventually ceasing all together. Kako too stopped fighting, and took a minute to stare. The sages hadn't seen a woman in a while, and as such they were a tad transfixed by the sight before them, and Kako was hardly going to miss the opportunity to do some good old fashioned staring. A sage passed some popcorn to him, and he gladly accepted. A few minutes of silence passed, and one of the sages began to paint a portrait, as a few others, lead by the guitar sage, composed a song about her beauty. However, there was something that Kako didn't anticipate, he felt a light tap on his shoulder, and managed to tear his eyes away for one second too see who it was. Incredibly, Sir Fredrickson had taken the opportunity to leap down from his balcony, and he promptly punched Kako in the face, sending the massive fellow also spiraling into the pool. Eventually, he surfaced, spitting out a little water. The power of Sir Frederickson was quite incredible, though he was probably gay. Thankfully, Kako had an idea. He turned to The Earth Queen. "Meili, I need you to..." he trailed off as he began to stare at her for another few moments, but he was able to snap himself out of his trance before Sir Frederickson made another move. To...to...uh. Scratch that, he was gone again. "Uh...Oh yeah! Get all of this booze up there! Then make it rain, if you know what I mean." After pointing to the ceiling, he lept out of the pool, "Me and Tarek will distract him!"
Mood: Condition:	Link: Kako’s App

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:45 am

Tarek Raiden	Tarek also paused to stare at the glory which was Meili as she emerged from the pool of beer, along with the rest of the room (Except Sir Fredrickson, who almost made a circle look straight). Suddenly Kako disappeared into the pool when Sir Fredrickson punched him and Tarek followed soon after as Sir Fredrickson gave him a powerful roundhouse kick to the head, throwing him into the pol as well. Tarek emerged out of the pool with Kako and took a moment to listen to his plan, although he was paying more attention to Meili than he was listening. Luckily Tarek and Kako had wisely made contingency plans for a myriad of dangerous and even apocalyptic scenarios, and this definitely felt like and “Aunt Betsy” to Tarek. He nodded to Kako and Meili, sprang up and grabbed one of the mesmerised alcohol sage’s bottles of Sake, he then ripped of the sage’s hood and stuck it in the bottle, lighting it. “Sake Bomb!” he shouted as he flung it at Sir Fredrickson.
Mood: Tenacious Condition: Shit-faced	Link: Tarek Raiden

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:07 am

Meili Mitali Zalika	Meili's sexy soaking booze-filled fun did not end there, though it did draw attention to her from all of the alcohol sages except for the gayest of them all, Sir Frederickson himself. well... this would not do. she would at least have to distract them some more. she crawled out, and sexily peeled off her soaking wet dress, revealing her shiny, sticky body in a pair of green underpants and a pair of rock shoes. the latter were part of her plan. as heads turned, heads also rolled. Meili was not afraid to punch people, and one of them that got in a good grope of her breasts ended up getting thrown into 10 others who got knocked down like bowling pins. she followed Kako's orders, bending the basin that the beer was in, smashing it against the ceiling and covering the ceiling with booze. "NOW KAKO; TAREK!" she shouted, hoping they would light it on fire. she kicked her shoes off up towards the ceiling to make cracks in it, and she would bring down the rain as soon as they lit it all on fire.
Mood: Badass Condition: Tipsy	Link:

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:30 am

Kako Anthropos	Kako couldn't help but exclaim: "Alright, that does it, this is the best day ever." in reaction to the Earth Queen's further stripping. "I know, right?" Replied the guitar sage. Kako brofisted him, Guitar Sage was awesome, Kako was even considering giving him a position in the palace. However, the friendship was doomed to fail, as he was soon knocked back by Meili, but not after getting a firm feel of her breasts. "NO! GUITAR SAGE!" Kako yelled, and began to sprint towards him, around the same time that Meili dumped the booze on the ceiling. Kako shrugged, it would have to wait, he had a sage to save. The spymaster broke into a run once again, but was stopped when the sage called out. "FORGET ABOUT ME! YOU HAVE TO BEAT HIM! IT'S THE ONLY WAY" "I can't! I have to save you!" Kako cried "Do it!" Kako looked to the ceiling, and back to the sage, sending one final salute his way, he threw a burst of flame upwards, lighting the whole ceiling aflame.
Mood: Torn Condition: Drunk.	Link: Kako’s App

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:36 am

Tarek Raiden	Chaos ensued in the secret alcohol lair of Sir Fredrickson the Ninth. Between the alcohol, fighting and Meili revealing her naked body in all its glory, Tarek didn’t even stop to see what happened to Sir Fredrickson after throwing the sake bomb at him. He watched in horror as Meili doled out some street justice to the awesome guitar sage who groped her magnificent breasts. Luckily, Tarek spotted Kako heading for the guitar sage to lend him a hand. He let out a sigh of relief and went back to fighting off the alcohol sages. Tarek roared loudly and beat his chest as he defeated wave after wave of wasted alcohol sages. But there were just too many. Every time he would knock one alcohol sage down, the sage would just get up and drink some more before returning to the fight, drunker and more powerful than before. Tarek grinned as Meili cracked the roof and flung alcohol from the pool everywhere. Kako promptly ignited the alcohol and Tarek knew what he had to do. He leapt up out of the crowd of alcohol sages and began raining lightning and despair down from the air. He would wait for Meili to bring the rocks down before shouting, “ARMA-F’UCKING-GEDDON!”
Mood: Quite parched Condition: S'hit-Faced	Link: Tarek Raiden

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:44 pm

Meili Mitali Zalika	Meili wasted no time in getting to what needed to be done. Still in nothing but her underwear and a new pair of rock shoes that she had formed from some nearby rock, she punched the ground with so much force that the shockwave shot up into the ceiling, dropping the rocks loose. As she tried to do this, several inebriated alcohol sages tried to get some of her sexy, sticky booze-covered body, or perhaps just tried to stop her from executing ARMA-FUCK!NG-GEDDON. Either way, they were not very successful, for Meili then donned an entire rock suit, punching the sages with her stone fists and kicking them with her stone feet. after they were clear, she shed her armor again except the shoes, brought the rocks into the sake, and let Kako and Tarek set them on fire. Then... it was raining meteors. "AAAAWWWWW YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!" Meili shouted. from here, she would follow Tarek and Kako's lead.
Mood: Badass Condition: Wasted	Link:

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:31 pm

Kako Anthropos	That was it, ARMA-FUCKING-GEDDON had begun. The screams of burning sages filled the chamber, and Sir Frederickson was clutched by fear he'd never felt before, he slowly removed his sunglasses. "Mother of all that is holy..." Meanwhile, Guitar Sage called out to two of his loyal companions, Beat Sage, a burly, imposing bloke, and Synthesizer Sage, a skinny guy, that never spoke much. Another Sage, Rift Sage, followed them, before he was waved back by Guitar, who simply said. "I'm playing this one alone." His companions all reeled back, shocked. "Y-You Can't!" Stuttered Beat Sage. "It'll kill you!" Guitar simply nodded. "I know." With that, he was joined by his two best friends, and began a tune the likes of which the Fire Nation, no, the world had never heard before. It was spoken of only in legend, and designed to be played by two guitarists. Yet there stood a single one, grasping his instrument in his right palm, a long, muscular arm outstretched. Without a moment's hesitation, he flung the strap over his shoulders, glanced to his friends, and then began. Truly, there was nothing that could possibly describe what he played, only that it gave various Sages heart attacks. Throughout the chamber, men were shedding tears, or even blood, at the sound of the epic tune being played. To this day no-one knows where on Earth they came from, but come they did, flocks of women burst into the chamber, screaming for the sage. It is said in ancient folklore that his music turned the lesbian women straight, and the straight women lesbian. Regardless of their new found sexual orientation, they all stripped, all of them. This caused even more heart attacks, and despite that, Guitar Sage and his crew were still surrounded by adoring fans. Even Lord Frederickson himself could not help but be captivated, and Kako found himself worried about the fate of the Earth Queen, would she be able to resist the urge to get naked and throw herself at Guitar Sage's feet? A part of Kako, a particularly large, important one, hoped not, and it wasn't his brain. Although the music was certainly incredible, Kako saw his chance, he readied a giant bolt of lightning at the distracted (and now half-naked and covered in body oil) Sir Frederickson. He made eye contact with Tarek. "Strike now! Whilst we still can!"
Mood: Amazed Condition: Drunk	Link: Kako’s App

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:55 am

Tarek Raiden	Guitar Sage’s magnificent tune of awesomeness soon filled the entire cave, possibly the entire world as a myriad of beautiful woman flocked to him like flies to a shi’t. A single tear rolled down Tarek’s cheek as he realized that the epic tune would probably kill Guitar Sage. In fact it was already causing many heart attacks within the ranks of the alcohol sages, some even began to experience bouts of narcolepsy, as well as some serious memory loss and even one or two cases of leprosy. As much as Tarek enjoyed the sights of various sexy and very aroused women, begin randomly making out with each other. He knew that he had to hold Meili back, lest she gave in to her more primal desires. It wasn’t long before Kako made eye contact with Tarek, “Strike now, whilst we still can!” he said loudly and Tarek knew that it was time to finish off Sir Fredrickson, who appeared to be naked and covered in body oil, for good. “I’m sorry Meili…” he whispered as he let her go, not sure what would happen to her as the incredible, almost hypnotic tune played on. He summoned a massive bolt of lightning as well, and gave Kako a nod. “For Guitar Sage!” he shouted as he released the lightning at Sir Fredrickson.
Mood: Awestruck Condition: Drunk	Link: Tarek Raiden

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:18 pm

Meili Mitali Zalika	A single tear rolled down each of Meili's cheeks as Guitar Sage commenced his magnificent tune of pregnancy-inducing awesomeness. Meili glanced down at her booze-covered belly and wondered if she had just been impregnated. She would have to find out. Her primal desire was to make out with Guitar Sage. luckily, Meili was so manly that the song did not affect her straightness, and so the prospect of a lesbian ruling the Earth Kingdom was therefore dismissed, thus shattering the dreams of millions of men and boys everywhere. Meili struggled against Tarek, hissing and trying to go for Guitar Sage. He was so manly that Meili had to have at least one child by him. preferably somewhere around 79 though--that would be ideal. However, soon the moment of truth came. Tarek released Meili, and instead turned a blast of lightning towards Sir Frederickson. That stupid Gay bastard was going to ruin everything if they did not defeat him. Meili stamped her feet, taking an unusually sexy pose given that she was in her underwear and covered in sticky booze, and she suddenly slung masses of rocks towards him to join in with the lightning. Hopefully this would mark Frederickson's defeat.
Mood: Badass Condition: Absolutely Wasted	Link:

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:32 pm

Kako Anthropos	Kako too released his attack, and soon all three were careering towards Sir Frederickson, remarkably, they seemed to hit at the same moment, all of them striking his torso. Sir Frederickson howled, and somehow the attacks began to phase into his torso. Soon, he began to glow a bright white, the light escaping from anywhere it could. For a moment, it seemed that he was done for, that is until the exact same three attacks shot from his back, the power of the Alcohol Sages was great indeed, though Sir Frederickson did seem rather defeated, barely able to stand up, in fact. Normally, this wouldn't have been a problem, but it so happened that the combined attacks of some of the strongest benders in the world were directed at the man of the hour himself, Guitar Sage. There was nothing that could be done, the attacks careered towards the rocker, running directly into the end of his electric guitar. Shortly afterwards, his song was cut short as Guitar Sage and his companions were engulfed by a gigantic, earth-shattering explosion. For a moment, all Kako could do was stare in awe, along with the remaining Sages, of which there were very few. Not much could be seen of the remains due to the veil of smoke surrounding the site. And for a moment, all was calm, until, in an instant, the smoke was pushed outwards in every direction by an unseen force, as if some sort of sphere has emerged. In the center of this sphere was a figure. This figure was barely dressed, black bandages looped around him, masking the lower body, yet leaving the upper body almost completely exposed, save for a few loose bandages hooked around it's arms. In it's right arm was some sort of weapon, it seemed to be a scythe, it was absolutely massive, when stood up fully it was about seven feet tall, the black blade was so sharp it could almost cut a man's eyes out by just being seen by him. Kako looked closer, the handle of the giant weapon seemed to have strings tied to it. The spymaster gasped in amazement, this figure was guitar sage! It appeared that somehow, despite all logic Guitar Sage seemed to have survived, not only that, but he seemed to have been given an upgrade. Even his hair had grown, now brushing the floor, or at least it would be, if it wasn't flowing majestically behind him. Sir Frederickson began to back away, falling onto his rear. Guitar Sage began to stride forwards, his scythe trailing on the ground as it did. "W-Who are you?" He stuttered. Guitar Sage didn't say a word, and as he advanced, a faint song could be heard, slowly growing louder, as if the souls of the dead themselves were worshiping him in the only way they knew. [OOC: Totally this]. Soon, Guitar Sage was upon him, and cast his blood-red eyes downwards, before raising his scythe and yelling. "I am the god. Of. ROCK" With that he brought his scythe down, causing yet another earth-shattering explosion, shaking the very foundations of the Fire Nation. Legend said that it could be heard from The Northern Water Tribe to the southern one, and that the explosion contained the very soul of rock. Whatever it was, it could not be avoided, not by Kako, not by Meili, nor anyone else. The touch of a legend reached all, though most did not know it. Thankfully, the bulk of the attack had been focused purely on Frederickson, the rest being mere collateral. Kako, like everyone else in the vicinity, blacked out, his brain simply couldn't comprehend what happened, after all, the emotions the music instilled upon him were never something felt by mankind before. Later, he was woken up by the chirping of birds, and a friendly squirrelmouse perched on his chest. Groaning, he sat up. Tarek and Meili were also near him, having been transported there. He turned, they seemed to be a good way away from the Fire Nation, and Kako couldn't help wonder how long they'd been out, it did after all, seem to be midday. All he knew was, Guitar Sage, well, Guitar God had ascended to another place, a better one.
Mood: Groggy Condition: Fine.	Link: Kako’s App

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:48 am

Tarek Raiden	Tarek’s eyes slowly opened as he lay on a soft patch of grass underneath a clear, cloudless sky. He squinted at the bright sunlight and held his hand against his throbbing forehead. He wondered where he was and how he got there. Suddenly, images of what had happened the night before flashed through his aching head. He recalled attacking Sir Fredrickson, the ensuing bright flash of light and loud, unnatural noise that followed, and Guitar Sage, who seemed to have become more powerful than Tarek could ever imagine. For a second Tarek thought it was a dream, until he sat up with a groan and saw Kako and a still half naked Meili lying nearby, smelling quite strongly of alcohol. Whatever the case, the three of them were marked for life, having been touched by the Guitar Sage’s heavenly music which the world has never heard before or since. Tarek rubbed his eyes as he spotted a fourth person lying between the three friends; a young man around eighteen years of age, with bright blue eyes and blonde curly hair. “Kako? Meili?” Tarek asked, checking up on his friends with a pained expression, quite confused about this whole situation. The boy woke up as well and nearly wet his pants when he saw the three groggy-looking people who sat before him, reeking of alcohol. “Stay away from me!” he exclaimed as he tried crawling away, only to be thwarted by the little squirrelmouse that sat on Kako’s chest, which made the boy freeze in fear. Tarek frowned as he tried to piece events together and find out where this boy had come from. He thoughtfully rubbed his beard, only to find that it had grown a foot longer during the night. He looked at Meili and then at Kako, hoping that either of them would know more than he did. He also wondered what they would do with the boy, who obviously wouldn’t last a day on his own.
Mood: Calm Condition: Healthy	Link: Tarek Raiden

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:17 pm

Meili Mitali Zalika	Meili found herself sprawled in an open field, still mostly naked and covered in booze. Damn she needed a bath. she wondered if she had actually been impregnated by the Guitar Sage and his godly music, but that would have to wait a few weeks. she slowly sat up, rubbing her head. the entire scene was still a bit blurry for her, but at the same time, she had this distinct feeling that she had just finished doing something incredibly awesome. And why was she in her underwear? She would worry about that later. Besides, she had nice legs. It was almost like she had been de-aged back into her prime or something, but who knew? Then she recognized that a young lad was between then--a weak, puny little thing afraid of squirrel-mice. This would not do. Meili punched the ground with her fist which rooted the boy's legs to the ground. "Boy, you ain't goin' nowhere." she recognized this lad as her son... he was unmistakably related to her, but he was not part god the way Meili was. If this was truly one of the offspring of Meili and a deity, then he had to be more badass than this puny little mofo. "There are gonna be a few things you'll hafta learn if you want to be my son, Jake instead of getting fed to the wolves..." she continued, using his name, "for one... I only breed badasses. I will explain more when you are ready." She could tell that Jake was stupid enough not to realize that Meili was his mother, but she would worry about that later. hopefully Kako knew a bit more about what had happened, and what had happened to Guitar Sage, among other things.
Mood: Confused Condition: Dizzy	Link:

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:08 pm

Kako Anthropos	Sadly enough, Kako had absolutely no idea what had happened. The squirrelmouse looked to the young boy, who Meili seemed to be addressing as Jake (something that confused Kako greatly), and rolled it's eyes, before bounding off. He found himself even more confused when the Earth Queen referred to the lad as her son. Kako found himself wondering how long they'd been asleep for. Oh God what if it's mine? I can't be a father, oh no. Run, Kako, run like the wind. The spymaster flung himself up, only to fall right back down again. Running would have to come later, his head felt like seventeen alarm bells were ringing at once, which they would be anyway, just for a different reason. Still, the issue of the date still concerned him, he elected to examine Meili, to see if she'd gotten any older. With great effort, he stood up, taking a few moments to stumble towards Meili, before plonking himself down again, tapping her on the shoulder. "give me a moment, I just need to run some tests." With that, he pulled out a measuring tape (Kako was a true man, he never went anywhere without measuring tape) and proceeded to measure the length of Meili's breasts, looking for sagging. He consulted his notes, if anything, she seemed to have gotten younger. Kako took a moment to turn his head to Tarek. "Great Scot...I think we've gone back in time!" Despite the headache, Kako leapt into a run, tackling a nearby traveler. "You, boy! Who is on the throne?" The guy he'd just tackled, who seemed to be in his late twenties looked quite suprised for a moment, before managing to blurt out "Fire Lord Shula...can I go now?" Kako released the guy, who wiped his brow and continued on his way, picking his bow up as he went. The spymaster turned back to the rest of the group, before pointing to the Earth Queen. "Wait...Meili. You were younger a second ago!" Indeed, he was right, Meili was no longer a fine young beer-drenched woman in her late twenties, instead, she seemed to be in her early thirties. The spymaster gasped, he had no time to loose, he struck out his fists behind him, shooting out two massive jets of fire, and propelling himself forward in the process. Soon, he hit Meili head on, landing right on top of her. Unfortunately, she was already back to her normal age, Kako sighed, she was still attractive, but the novelty wasn't there. "Nevermind." He was about to get off, when he suddenly realized his right arm's firebending was still on, though only letting out a bit of flame. Thankfully, his fist was still in the jetpack position, so it wasn't harming anybody (the other arm was wrapped around Meili), but Kako soon realized he couldn't turn it off. He looked to Jake, the young lad seemed to be fuming with rage. Still keeping his fist directed downwards, he shouted "Hey Jake, what's going on he-WOOOAAAAHH" his sentence was interrupted as the small flame erupted into a massive jet, sending him, and by extension Meili who he was holding onto, hurtling off into the air. Due to the fact that Kako was steering with only one arm, their path through the sky was an odd one, more of a zigzag than anything else. Still, Kako couldn't change the fact they were shooting upwards at a rate he'd never experienced before, he was burning himself out, and fast. They continued to fly upwards in their odd fashion for a few minutes, until oddly, the firebending cut out. Kako caught the Earth Queen's eye, before they both began to hurtle towards the Earth again, screaming. Almost on instinct, Kako directed his fist towards the ground, and let out one of the largest bursts of fire he'd ever conjured, thankfully, it managed to slow their descent, and when it cut out they were barely a foot up, landing on the ground with an awkward thud.
Mood: Condition:	Link: Kako’s App

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:35 am

Tarek Raiden	Tarek wondered what Meili was going on about, “Jake? Your son?” he wondered. He decided to stop trying to rationalise it and just accept it, after all he was far too hung over to think clearly and stranger things had already happened. Tarek also noticed that Meili looked different from what little he remembered, and watched curiously as Kako took out his measuring tape and examined her. His eyes widened as Kako turned to him, "Great Scot...I think we've gone back in time!" “What!? But…how?” Tarek asked in a confused voice, trying to get his splitting head around Kako’s claim. He found his eyes drawn to Jake, whom Meili had rooted in place, he had a strange feeling that he was somehow a part of all this. Kako suddenly leapt up and grabbed a random traveller, whom Tarek was sure he recognized from somewhere, although his severe headache prevented him from really piecing it together. Tarek jumped to his feet as Kako noticed that Meili was getting older all of a sudden. Kako propelled himself towards her and Tarek found it strange that his right hand didn’t stop firebending when he reached her. Tarek turned quickly towards Jake and found that he wasn’t rooted in place any longer; he was standing upright with his hands curled into fists, with an angry look on his face. Tarek was also sure he noticed a figure with long black hair and a massive, black guitar, floating behind Jake for a second, but after Tarek rubbed his eyes and checked again, the mysterious figure was gone. All of a sudden Kako and Meili were launched into the air, “You sly dog!” Tarek shouted proudly as he noticed Kako getting grabby with the half-naked Earth Queen as they shot up higher and higher. Suddenly Tarek felt a jet of flame erupt from of his left foot. He shot straight up into the air, flying quite high before he tilted over, swinging his arms frantically as he now rocketed back towards earth. After he collided violently with the ground, he was pushed around in large circles, kicking up large amounts of dust, unable to stop the jet of fire coming out of his foot. As quickly as it began, it ended and Tarek let out a groan as he dragged across the ground to a standstill. Tarek looked back at Jake who let out a weak, little whimper before falling to the ground. He quickly turned to Kako and Meili, who had just landed themselves, with wide eyes. “Did that kid just?” he asked, not even finishing the question. “Could he be…The Chosen One?”
Mood: In Awe Condition: Hung Over	Link: Tarek Raiden

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:37 pm

Meili Mitali Zalika	Meili may have gained her age again, but she was still extremely sexy, especially for 41-year-old standards. This would still be the case even if she was not sticky and in her underwear, but that was an added bonus, she supposed. her cheeks took on a tone of pink. "excuse me!?!" she exclaimed as Kako began taking her measurements, "what ARE you doing!?!" Luckily for Kako, he would find no signs of sagging in Meili's breasts. they seemed quite perky in fact, for the Earth Queen had a nice rack. Meili was still trying to wrap her mind around the situation, given that she had just been tackled by Kako and that nothing was making sense at all, when her feet suddenly left the ground. Stupid Kako and his stupid jetpack. she began shouting obscenities and demanding to be released, but as she flew, she saw, up in the heavens, the silhouette of a god. She did not see too many details, but something in her mind told her that this was the Guitar Sage, now fully promoted to the status of god, making him the Guitar God. this seemed to placate Meili enough that she closed her eyes. however, she was brought back to reality after they hit the ground again with a thud. "Jake!" she roared, blaming him because he was the best person to blame, "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" she paused and added, "Where kill just means to rough up a bit." she muttered softly. besides,he would deserve it anyways. She needed to get about 116 things clarified right now, and so far,was failing pretty bad.
Mood: Confused Condition: Dizzy	Link:

Subject: Re: Kako and Tarek pull. Tue Jan 22, 2013 4:10 pm

Kako Anthropos	Once he'd landed, Kako took a moment to reflect on what just happened. He'd just been pressed to an extremely sticky woman who's breasts had no sag whatsoever, whilst they were flying through the air, using firebending. Kako began to mutter under his breath. "That was actually kinda..." he threw on his aviators "hot." Unmistakably, a distinct "YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH" could be heard from up above, though it was likely that only Kako could hear it, it seemed Guitar God's influence was fading from the world, soon he would only reside in the spirit world unless there was another way to contact him. Kako shook his head in disgust, the 'yeah' deserved to be heard across the world, not just by him, hopefully he would be given another way of contacting him. Just like that, he felt something land on his head, it was a letter, the envelope read "Open when you need me." Obviously, Kako didn't want to waste the opportunity, and as such stored the note in his jacket, not mentioning it.
Mood: Fine Condition: Healthy	Link: Kako’s App

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