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Dood was in the guise of a human, it had taken him many weeks to gather the energy required to shapeshift and to travel to the world of the living. He was not yet at his full power, the fool Zayon had seen to that. So, he was walking about, trying to instill the idea of war and evil deeds into the heart and mind of man once more. He did not care for them, he never did. He could never understand why they had been created in the first place. And he showed them evil, he introduced them to sin. Basic knowledge of it, he taught them about deceit, treachery, and sabotage. He taught them how to kill, how to steal, and how to rape. He told them of the spoils of war, and he gave them knowledge of how to take what they wanted. And so, for teaching them, he was punished. He was forced to take the souls of evil men and women to the place where all evil souls go. To Hell. And so, he was walking down the market place. If one where to look at him, they would see a normal man. But, there would be the air of deformity, as though there was something not quite right with him. As if his body reeked if death, deformity, war, famine, and pestilence. But his body did not reek of that, it would only feel that way to those around him.

Dood looked down at the girl that had bumped into him. He should smite her where she stood, she was naught but a mere insect to him! He looked at her, his eyes giving the impression that they were drilling holes into her soul. "Well well well, look what the cat dragged in. Tell me, what do you know of being a con artist? Hmm? And after I taught the first con artist all of his tricks. You'd think that they'd be easier to hide what they were. So tell me, young con artists, what is your name?"

Dood checked, her butt was clean. "Your ass is clean girl." Dood laughed a little, "Your grandmothers have been dead fro some time. Both of them." He held out a hand and he made her age 6 years, then he took his hand back and she went back to normal. He put his hand on her shoulder, sending dark aura into her directly, she would feel a chill. Or maybe even a sense of dread. "You do not know what I am, if you want to know. Follow me." With that, he turned and left. Hoping that a fool like her would follow.

"Girl, I did not say "who" I said "what". Now, be prepared to see the truth of the world." With that he drew a circle onto a wall. From the circle came a mysterious purple glow. "Follow me, this will take but a second." With that he stepped into the circle, on the other side of the circle, they were in a foggy place. They were within the spirit world, where his power was at it's greatest. He stuck his head out through the circle, "Come on, don't you want to know?"

Once inside, he started to make her hormones go off like crazy. She would be so lustful that hardly anything could stop her from going at someone. Dood himself transformed into a very large and muscular man. "I can be whatever you like, if you don't like men, then I can simply do this." And with that he transformed into a beautiful woman. He then turned back into a muscular man. "So, what do you want to do?"

"Fair enough, I shall change." With that Dood kept the abs and went down to 5'9. He went over to her, I ask of you again, what do you want to do? Perhaps take off some clothes? Allow me to help..." With that he took her shirt off. He simply set it down on a table that had appeared from nowhere. He looked at er again, "Anything you want, I shall give it to you, or do to you. If you know what I mean."

Dood was ready for the kiss, he had been waiting for it. He had expected it. And sure enough, he kept up with her. He felt her leading her to the table. He turned her around and put her on the table top, only to go in ravenously at her. He quickly disposed of her pants, and he simply willed his own off. His tongue crept out of his mouth, long and lizard like. It found it's way into her own mouth, slithering against her own tongue, and wrestling with the back of her throat.

---Fade to black----

Several days later, they were done. That is correct, they had been going at it for several days. All the while Dood could only smile, he had found a weak willed human. And she was his for as long as eternity. For she would always remember the time that they were here, in the spirit world. And she would always remember what pleasure it brought her. Sure, he had enjoyed it as well, spirit's didn't do much along those lines. But he finished with her with a bang. When it was all over with, he set her up on a chair and he put her clothes back on. "Tell me, do you still think this as a dream?"

Dood smirked, he looked at her. "This is no dream, this is all too real. For you see, I am the spirit Dood Brenger. The bringer of death! I caused man to know sin! I taught him everything he knows about war! But that is not for you to worry about. Take this medallion. It will allow you to call me if you ever want to do what we did again. And now, to heal you." He went over to her, he put his hand on her head and he relieved her of her fatigue. Now go out the hole you came in, and don't go out any of the others! There's no telling what you'll find. Here's how you use the medallion, you hold it to your chest and you say "I want to see you." I'll come."