Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

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Baby pee.

How do humans breathe?

Because we can.

Why do cats always land on their feet?

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Because their feet don't like the air.

Are we humans?

It's humanly possible, but inhumanly impossible.

Why do pidgeons have beady eyes?

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Because the store ran out of regular eyes.

Can cats eat food?

Cat food.

Can frogs fly?

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If they have a cape.

Are we the ones who dig in our noses?

Laborers do all the work.

What kind of question was that?

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A stupid one.

How are you a girl?

In an alternate universe.

How are you a girl?

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Cause I am.

Are you doodoo?

If a doodoo is me, then yes.

Can dogs count?

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Only their paws.

Are we done?

We're just getting started to beign done.

Are you done?

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Cats are done,

Can you lick your nose?

I don't know, can you?

Do hotsprings burn?

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I don't know.

Are you gay?

Yes, I am happy.

What is life's greatest illusion?

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Not you.

Am I purrtay

Subject: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:07 pm

Purrtay like a dragonfly.

Am Mansome?(I can't believe I just asked that...)