Corrupt a wish

Granted. However, owing to them allowing you this, court cases begin demanding they discontinue all group projects everywhere. Due to this, the flimsy nature of the education system's curriculum structure is made apparent. The incompetence of the instructors and teachers becomes clear and the education system collapses. Funnily enough, the US ends up having a higher standard of education AFTER the collapse and everybody lived happily ever after...

Or at least that would have happened if the world hadn't exploded.

I wish they would make an Avengers parody with this as the cast:

PSY Doug Benson Patrick Stewart George Takei Margaret Cho Stephen Colbert Will Farrell With Christopher Walken William Shatner Chuck Norris and Seth MacFarlane

as Tony Stark as the Hulk as Captain America as Thor as Black Widow as Hawkeye as Loki as Nick Fury as Agent Phil Coulson as Dr. Selvig as the voice of Jarvis (as Roger from American Dad)

Summary: Loki, desiring world domination, assembles the support of a band of alien midgets riding flying carpets. Meanwhile, the Avengers assemble under the leadership of Nick Fury and set to work trying to stop Loki from stealing the Tesseract to complete his diabolical goal. They assemble at The Flying Ship (not to be confused with the scrapped flying aircraft carrier that was planned but not constructed due to recession. The Flying Ship is a gay bar in San Francisco.) Director Fury and his right hand man, Agent Coulson track down the team. Coulson goes to get the Hulk, who has been hiding in a South American forest near a cannabis plantation. He would have sent Agent Ro Ma-Nobu but she would have ended up just getting wasted with the Hulk, whose powers are supercharged by the use of copious amounts of weed.

Nick Fury, meanwhile, sees to the assembly of the other Avengers. He finds Captain America (Britain, but who cares) in the Shady Acres Retirement Home (the reports of his several decade long sojourn as a 'Cap-sickle' are greatly exaggerated) and he managed to pick up Thor on his way back through Chicago where the God of Thunder(-Holes) was acting as grand marshal of the Gay Pride Parade.

When Loki kidnaps Hawkeye while he's having his glasses professionally cleaned in preparation for his show (Weeknights, 11:30/10:30c on Comedy Central), the Avengers have to come together to save him. Before they can, however, he appears ON his show and convinces his viewers to try and kill the Avengers, having been brainwashed by Loki. Just as they are most desperate, however, Tony Stark arrives and saves the day, winning the crazed mob over with a round of Wrentham Style! (yes, IN the suit. Built in fireworks display launchers.)

After saving Hawkeye, the Avengers manage to track down Loki, now joined by his midget army from Pandora, and they throw down with an old fashioned dance-off in the middle of New York City. While Loki starts off strong, he's shaken when the Hulk, stoned out of his mind, laughs at his carefully crafted breakdance solo. While Loki is weakened, the whole team comes together and epicly defeats Loki with perfectly executed group flashdance of Wrentham Style!, led, of course, by Tony Stark. When Loki tries to throw in a bit of beat-boxing to one-up the Avengers, Dr. Selvig comes out of nowhere and kicks him in the face. It is only then that Selvig reveals that his doctorate was not in physics, but in kicking ass and not giving a shit about names...