Corrupt a wish

Granted, but later on, they found out that there was a huge production flaw, and you were sued for all of your money.


Starlight, starbright, the first star that I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish my wish will be granted tonight. I wish that I could own as many books as I wanted without having to pay anything, or return them back to the library.

Wish granted, but you end up drowning in a sea of books.

I wish that I was a Kryptonian.

Granted, but you were on the planet when it blew up.

I wish that I could dance better. All I can do is waltz *sulk*

Granted, but now you only exist as a work of fiction.

I wish everyone spoke like the upper class in 1700's England.

Granted. Everyone loves Muslims so much they kill themselves in order to give Muslims more land.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, you're a non-bender.

I wish I was a wizard.

Granted. This site sees a massive boom of members. They are on all the time. So many new members join that the site is overflowing. Then one day, we realize all of the new members... are Novai.

I wish I had 25 more cents.

You do, but then she gets so mad that she never returns.


I wish that I was able to beat GGX2

Granted, but no one knows what that is and you get no recognition.

I wish I could pick any lock.

Granted. As a result, you accidentally pick your way into a meeting of a cannibalistic cult and they proceed to devour you.

I wish I could walk on water, just so I could sit in the middle of the Pacific and wait for the first boat so I could see the face of the first crewman to spot me.

Granted, but you die of hunger as soon as you see his face.

I wish my Flaafy was an Ampharos.

Granted. However, this creates an unresolvable paradox in the Pokemon universe that inevitably leads to the complete collapse of the franchise, triggering numerous other rip-offs to be created to fill the void left by its destruction. As a direct result of this, the Four Horsemen are manifested and the world proceeds to come to a mushroom cloud-covered end.

I wish I could find a copy of Salvation Boulevard.

Granted, but it turns out that you don't like it!




I wish that I didn't over think things.

Granted, but then you flung yourself right into doing something stupid and you died.


I wish that my dad would stop complaining, and wouldn't get on facebook 24/7 (it's a little creepy)

Granted, but it's yourself.

I wish my left arm didn't feel so funny...

Granted, but now it's gone!


I wish that I could be somebody instead of nobody.

Granted, but then you were surrounded by people and never had any privacy, even when you went to the bathroom or bathed.


I wish that half the people in my high school would leave so it wasn't so crowded, and we could actually get a decent seat on the bus without having to sit three-to-a-seat.

Granted, but then all of those people return with their extended relations that are in school age!


I wish that I was more helpful to other people.